Coffee and WHAT?!

Coffee and What?!

"Coffee and what?!"

"None of your business Kaiba." Joey snarled, glaring at the taller boy,

"Joey..." Yugi whispered from his side. "Don't fight."

"Why would anyone have coffee and string CHEESE together?!"

"Just because I like it, you bastard! Leave me alone!" Joey went back to eating...well...drinking his concoction.

Kaiba was not going to let up. "You stupid puppy! That's disgusting!"

"Maybe to you." He chewed on a bit of the cheese he had gotten in the sip of coffee. "But I like it very much, and I'm not a puppy!"

"You...gyah...I hate you."

"Can't come up with anything else?" He sipped.

Kaiba's eyebrow twitched. This was not going as planned. They were supposted to fight, to convince the others they hated each other! Why was the brat so calm?! The stupid puppy was usually riled up, and almost to the point of beating Kaiba in to a bloody pulp by this time.

"Grrr..."

"Who's the puppy now?" Joey asked, a smirk playing on his lips as he sipped.

"....stupid dog!!" Kaiba snarled and stalked off. But not before glaring fiercely at the blond.

Joey smiled and chewed as he sipped. Tonight was gonna be fun...

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A/N: I wrote that in five minutes. It was a challenge fic off of a board...I think I made Joey a bit OOC...

Hehe...cheese and coffee...